Pointless Meetings 3.3 - Agenda

Today's meeting will be an exercise in futility. Join us for the most unproductive hour of your day!

Agenda Item 1: Discuss the Color Scheme

Should we really be using these bright colors? Are they hurting our eyes? Or are they merely a manifestation of our collective existential dread?

Agenda Item 2: The Coffee Machine

Should we really be spending so much on a coffee machine that only dispenses lukewarm water?

Is it worth the $1,000 we'll spend on it, only to save 30 seconds per cup?